Makes No Sense

These are my own thoughts and poems, but not my pictures.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Lost My Mind

I believe I lost it somewhere at Walmart.  When I went to the Customer Service Department to report it missing they asked me to describe it.  I said "It was grayish about the size of a naval orange maybe a bit smaller.  They looked and returned and said "No nothing like that was there."
    So  I constantly wander aimlessly in the store trying to find it.
    I did notice that there were a lot of other people who appeared to be looking for their's also.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

I Have A Degree

It's 45 degrees
Which means
It's not right
But it's not wrong

Monday, May 1, 2017

New Disneyland Planned for North Korea

The new community will have Political Prison Land, Starvation Land and Missile Land.  It will have only one costumed character roaming around it.  A short pudgy man Kim Jong Un in a Goofy custom.


Saturday, November 14, 2015

Made In the USA ?

Always wonder about stuff like coffee cups that have a sticker on them that says made in USA.  Was only the sticker made in the USA and the cup made some place else?
Or perhaps if the cup was made in the USA and the sticker was made in China.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Sunday, October 4, 2015


The grim reaper was calling out bingo numbers at an old folks home.  He picked a ball out of the rotating canister and read it off "B11".  An old man stood up and yelled "Bingo",
The Grim Reaper pointed his finger at the man and the man instantly dropped dead.  An old lady shouted out "Don't you know it's impolite to point your finger at someone."

Monday, July 27, 2015

Circus Clowns Scare Me

Circus clowns scare me.  They travel in packs of about 10 clowns, always arriving in a small Volkswagen Beetle.  Then they proceed to squirt each other with seltzer water bottles, which quickly escalates to throwing buckets of water at each other.  Then they start throwing buckets of confetti at the audience.  They are litterbugs and the fact they drive around 10 in a small car is also dangerous. 
What is even more scary are the ones that flunked out of Circus Clown College.  There out there in makeup ruining  perfectly good balloons by making animals out of them, wearing over sized shoes and wearing funny costumes and they don't even have a degree.  Some of these flunkouts have become politicians,  who dress up in regular clothes wearing no makeup or big shoes and proceed to make outrageous statements which are never true or funny.                                                                                                                   

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Tuesday, July 1, 2014


Mimes are always silent
Never really accomplishing anything
Pulling invisible ropes
Pressing invisible glass
Walking against invisible winds
I could be a mime because I never really accomplish anything,
But I don't like being silent, putting on makeup, pulling ropes, pressing glass, or walking against the winds

(Note it is impolite to applaud after the performance of a mime)

Friday, May 16, 2014



Sunday, March 9, 2014

GONE - a poem

Somewhere over the rainbow
Where no one dares to go
Out of the ballpark
Invisible in the dark
Faded in the mist
Ceased to Exist
Gone Vanished Gone
Totally Withdrawn

Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Sky is Falling

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Sky Is Falling

The obtuse became obese
While bank interest on savings disappear
Why save when you can spend
Live for today, forget about tomorrow

The sky's the limit.  But how high is the sky?
Asked chicken little, rhetorically
Don't worry just get another credit card

Friday, October 4, 2013

Shopping Mall Zombies

Remember those very old zombie movies that took place in the shopping malls.  If you look around in the large indoor malls, their still there, but now walking around looking for beads, trinkets, jewelry, shoes.  They've progressed and no longer hunger to eat human flesh and have all had cosmetic surgery done so they look like us.  They still move slow though.
Years ago the zombies used to follow the blue flashing lights inside of a large department store, but when that store  stopped their blue light specials, for a short time the zombies could be seen on the streets trying to chase police cars with their sirens and flashing lights on.  After a while they gave up and returned back to the large indoor shopping malls.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013


                          Did you know that Vincent Van Gogh learned to paint by ear?

Friday, October 12, 2012

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Not The Place To Be

There are two types of horse racing.   Thoroughbred racing where the jockey rides on top of the horse and Harness racing where the driver sits on a two wheel buggy only a few feet behind the horse, which is definitely not the place to be when the horse breaks wind.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Freedom - a poem

Time relentless and unyielding
Ceaselessly aging all in it's way
Fate steadfast patiently waiting
For all things to come into play
Cards dealt to you are remaining
So call, raise or just walk away

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Life in the Slow Lane.

  I am now old enough to appreciate life in the slow lane
  Bumper sticker for my car
" I'm old and driving to my grave so I'm in no hurry"

Saturday, June 16, 2012

"Stairway to Heaven" (or Hell)

Many years ago I remember reading that a poll taken had resulted in "Stairway to Heaven" being named as the alltime #1 song.  I later read that it contained Satanic verses if played backwards, which made me wonder why anyone would play the song backwards and how they would do it.  I think at the time all songs were on cassette tapes.  I do not think that any cassette player at that time could play the song backwards.  Perhaps the devil took possession of one of the tape players and made it play the song backwards. 

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Obscure Random Thoughts - a poem

Smoke Mirrors Reflections
Reality Buried In Illusions
Sanity Warped By Perceptions
Dimensions Change Conclusions
Till All That Remains Just
Obscure  Random Thoughts

Friday, June 1, 2012

No Respect

A few months ago my old cell phone finally kicked the bucket, so I bought a cheap flip dumb phone that works great
Only thing is every time I connect or disconnect it to a charger it says "Coo Coo"

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Scotch Whiskey & Caber Tossing

The Scots produce the finest single malted Scotch whiskey..
They have a sport  in Scotland called caber tossing where a man lifts a wooden pole that is over 19 feet tall and weighs about 175 lbs grabs it with his hands standing it upright and then runs and tosses it. 
I think there may be a connection between the consumption of Scotch Whiskey and Caber Tossing.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

At the Crossroads - a thought

I asked a  rich man in a limousine "Where I was."
He said "In his way, move"
Asked a guy in a old pickup and he said
"About 7 miles down the road from the beer store."
Asked a preacher and he said
 "About halfway between Heaven and Hell"
Asked a guy with a gps and he told me
 "According to his device I was in the middle of nowhere"

Wednesday, March 28, 2012


Earth spinning certifical force should throw us into space
But the earth's gravity force causes us to remain in place
We breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide
Plants breathe carbon dioxide and create oxygen
Everything seems to be balanced

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

To Blog Or Not To Blog

To blog or not to blog that is the question
Whether it be nobler to remain silient and unwritten
Or to blog and suffer the slings and arrows of those who find your material  objectionable

A wise man once said "It is better to remain silient and be thought a fool than to speak and be known a fool."

I take comfort in knowing I will be the only one reading this and I already know I am a fool.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Enlightenment - a poem

    The veil of darkness surrounds me
    In the far distance appeared a faint light
    Perhaps it would hold the elusive key
    That will unlock the mystery of the night
    I approached the light thinking a Godsent
    Realizing too late that it had turned very bright
    I was blinded by it, too much enlightenment