Made In the USA ?

Always wonder about stuff like coffee cups that have a sticker on them that says made in USA.  Was only the sticker made in the USA and the cup made some place else?

Fast Food Restaurant

picture originally shared by Bernard Pleasant

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words.

BINGO

The grim reaper was calling out bingo numbers at an old folks home.  He picked a ball out of the rotating canister and read it off "B11".  An old man stood up and yelled "Bingo",
The Grim Reaper pointed his finger at the man and the man instantly dropped dead.  An old lady shouted out "Don't you know it's impolite to point your finger at someone."

Circus Clowns Scare Me

Circus clowns scare me.  They travel in packs of about 10 clowns, always arriving in a small Volkswagen Beetle.  Then they proceed to squirt each other with seltzer water bottles, which quickly escalates to throwing buckets of water at each other.  Then they start throwing buckets of confetti at the audience.  They are litterbugs and the fact they drive around 10 in a small car is also dangerous. 
What is even more scary are the ones that flunked out of Circus Clown College.  There out there in makeup ruining  perfectly good balloons by making animals out of them, wearing over sized shoes and wearing funny costumes and they don't even have a degree.  Some of these flunkouts have become politicians,  who dress up in regular clothes wearing no makeup or big shoes and proceed to make outrageous statements which are never true or funny.