Circus Clowns Scare Me

Circus clowns scare me.  They travel in packs of about 10 clowns, always arriving in a small Volkswagen Beetle.  Then they proceed to squirt each other with seltzer water bottles, which quickly escalates to throwing buckets of water at each other.  Then they start throwing buckets of confetti at the audience.  They are litterbugs and the fact they drive around 10 in a small car is also dangerous. 
What is even more scary are the ones that flunked out of Circus Clown College.  There out there in makeup ruining  perfectly good balloons by making animals out of them, wearing over sized shoes and wearing funny costumes and they don't even have a degree.  Some of these flunkouts have become politicians,  who dress up in regular clothes wearing no makeup or big shoes and proceed to make outrageous statements which are never true or funny.