Lost My Mind

I believe I lost it somewhere at Walmart.  When I went to the Customer Service Department to report it missing they asked me to describe it.  I said "It was grayish about the size of a naval orange maybe a bit smaller.  They looked and returned and said "No nothing like that was there."
    So  I constantly wander aimlessly in the store trying to find it.
    I did notice that there were a lot of other people who appeared to be looking for their's also.